your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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