This girl is more easily done than said...
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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