But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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