gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
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