I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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