he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
I think weed is turning my hair brown
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
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