love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Randomize
