ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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