is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
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