yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
The good thing about walking home in a dress on sunday morning is that people mistake my walk of shame as a walk to God.
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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