i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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