too bad you live with your parents still
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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