What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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