smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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