what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
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