i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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