your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
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