just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
id be glad to
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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