And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
We smell like vodka and hangover
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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