We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
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