some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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