Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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