he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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