Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
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