this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Your penis caused this!
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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