He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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