Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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