okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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