Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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