Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
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