One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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