oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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