Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
Randomize
