I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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