ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
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