doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
So I'm really hungover walking to work and these douches from comcast on bikes ask if they can take a picture with me to show that they're doing their job. The picture: me, this chick from comcast, i'm holding a 2 ft. pixie stick, a comcast flyer and i'm puking in the parking lot. sounds like their doing a good job!
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
We have so much sex to catch up on
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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