She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
The feeling are messing with the penis
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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