Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Oh god it's open bar.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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