i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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