One girl and one boy is just not enough.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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