i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
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