Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
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