another moral hangover. fuck.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
I think a kid would responsible me up
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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