question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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