A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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