I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
i need to put some appletini on your dick
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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