So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Randomize
