at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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