After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
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