this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
Randomize
